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24 April, 2000
© Copyright 2000, IRED.com, Inc.
10 Signs You Forgot Secretary's Day
- The coffee is not only cold -- there are paperclips in the bottom of your cup
- Security calls to ask where you want your car towed for repairs
- An important confidential memo from your boss somehow appears on the cafeteria bulletin board
- Your expense report comes back from Accounting with the notation that liquor and porn videos are not covered by your company's expense policy
- You find out when you show up for an important business meeting that the dress code was formal; not Hawaiian luau
- When you get home from work your spouse asks "Exactly WHO is Sweet Muffins, the name on the card with the Joy of Sex book that was delivered today?"
- Your sandwiches from the deli are delivered with extra anchovies and hot peppers
- The wine and cheese party you asked to have set up for an important client features limburger cheese
- You learn that the long layover in Des Moines wasn't necessary as there were plenty of seats available on the direct flight; and
- An important client calls to ask if you are missing last year's income tax return as they accidentally received it instead of the management reports they expected
Pat Rioux

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