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24 April, 2000
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10 Signs You Forgot Secretary's Day

  1. The coffee is not only cold -- there are paperclips in the bottom of your cup
  2. Security calls to ask where you want your car towed for repairs
  3. An important confidential memo from your boss somehow appears on the cafeteria bulletin board
  4. Your expense report comes back from Accounting with the notation that liquor and porn videos are not covered by your company's expense policy
  5. You find out when you show up for an important business meeting that the dress code was formal; not Hawaiian luau
  6. When you get home from work your spouse asks "Exactly WHO is Sweet Muffins, the name on the card with the Joy of Sex book that was delivered today?"
  7. Your sandwiches from the deli are delivered with extra anchovies and hot peppers
  8. The wine and cheese party you asked to have set up for an important client features limburger cheese
  9. You learn that the long layover in Des Moines wasn't necessary as there were plenty of seats available on the direct flight; and
  10. An important client calls to ask if you are missing last year's income tax return as they accidentally received it instead of the management reports they expected
Pat Rioux


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